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Post by Belexar on Oct 13, 2011 21:25:58 GMT -5
I haven't read the comic, just played the game. But, uh. Breathing on me. Tits is useless except for her deadly breath. [Insert joke about swallowing zombie semen bestowing this 'gift'.] But, wouldn't it be possible for me to resist the infection, too, then? Chances are one in something-billion, but still. Okay, let me spell it out to you. She is infected. Still, she is immune. Therefore, she can't become a zombie like the rest of the infected, but she can still spread the virus. So, she breathes on you, you get infected and you become a mindless zombie. Also, exactly why do you keep saying that she's useless?
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Oct 13, 2011 21:32:52 GMT -5
Three reasons. The first is that I'm an asshole sexist like that. The second is she does nothing except get raped by Hunters and Smokers when my back is turned in the game. The third? 95% of the time, females are completely useless in combat in video games/manga/anime, unless they're the heroine. For examples, I'll note the following: Kagome from Inuyasha, Sakura from Naruto before it became Shippuden, Tageki or whatever from Highschool of the Dead, and Bulma, Kenshin's wife (Yes, I forgot her name, and I'm too lazy to look it up) in Rurouni Kenshin or whatever the reaper's name in Yu Yu Hakasho is.
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Post by Belexar on Oct 13, 2011 23:01:30 GMT -5
Okay, first off, Zoey IS the heroine. Second, weren't you the one who was playing her? How can she get raped by hunters and smokers when you back is turned if you're the one playing her? Also, it happens to all characters! Also, in cases of non-extreme AI stupidity, bots can shoot the smoker that constricts them and punch the hunters in the face before they can get to them.
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Oct 14, 2011 0:09:48 GMT -5
Whenever I'm not Tits, she's being raped by both. I don't play as only Tits, after all. And I disagree. I think the Witch is a much better heroine than Tits.
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Post by Belexar on Oct 14, 2011 21:03:17 GMT -5
The Witch isn't a heroine, she's a Woobie.
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Oct 16, 2011 13:55:01 GMT -5
.... I'm going to stick with her being the heroine.
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Post by Belexar on Oct 17, 2011 8:43:50 GMT -5
Care to explain why is she a heroine?
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Post by ronnie on Oct 17, 2011 11:23:43 GMT -5
Mass Effect 2, I'm commander sheperd and I made Ronnie the biggest whimp on the Citadel.
He'd own me in one renegade action.
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Post by Belexar on Oct 17, 2011 20:57:03 GMT -5
Portal. Let's see... Given the right enviroment... I would be screwed. Chell can do anything I can. She's a woman, so I wouldn't feel comfortable trying to hurt her. Also, she can fall great heights withought sufferung any damage and she has the freaking portal gun.
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Post by ronnie on Oct 17, 2011 21:53:19 GMT -5
Mass Effect 2, I'm commander sheperd and I made Ronnie the biggest whimp on the Citadel. He'd own me in one renegade action. Stasis + Concussive Shot + Widow Rifle Head Shot w/ a wet smacking sound... Stasis + Charge OMFG I can't. move. Can't. EVEN SHIT ON - SELF! HE'S GOING TO KILL MEEE! - BOOM! *becomes a star in the sky* Ahhhhhhhhh! Singularity + A Frag Grenade.... Get Morith to seduce me...that's an instakill... And last but not least... Engineer's Falcon Punch in Mass Effect 3 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
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Post by Belexar on Oct 18, 2011 20:06:59 GMT -5
Angry Birds. Considering their most basic bird can kill a full-grown pig by headbutting it... Yep, I'd be done for.
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Oct 18, 2011 20:08:18 GMT -5
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. I'd be impaled, then shoved into a fire and crushed with a giant box. On another note: Witch is the heroine, Belexar, because she kills the horrible thief known as 'Black Man Louis'.
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Post by Belexar on Oct 18, 2011 20:10:14 GMT -5
Louis is not a thief, he's a Pillz junkie. Also, since you have no serious argument to back your theory, I hereby declare you OWNED, BITCH!
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Oct 19, 2011 5:39:28 GMT -5
Louis steals health packs from me all the time, though. :x
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Post by Belexar on Oct 20, 2011 21:22:02 GMT -5
Haha! My dear carton, this looks like the begining of a beautiful rivalry.
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