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Post by βeηrγ on Feb 2, 2012 12:59:29 GMT -5
nah, no odd disease, the weirdest disease i got (for me anyways) was hemorrhoids, it was weird cause it was new and having a chunk of flesh which pained my ass was painful and gross at the same time... thankfully it went away in a week :S
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Post by ashleysherrinjones on Feb 2, 2012 16:45:34 GMT -5
Funniest memory and why?
What's the weirdest thing you have ever been asked to do (outside the bedroom)?
What's the weirdest thing you've been asked to do sexually?
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Post by βeηrγ on Feb 3, 2012 12:07:48 GMT -5
Really have a lot, with my buddies and all but the one that always comes a top of my head when someone asks me that is a few years back in high school, we'd smoke weed like every day and once we where in a park with a lake and it was winter (we'd skipped school) and there was no one there. We smoked weed and we found two abandoned pedal boats and we were six people, divided 3-3. So we went on the lake and decided to race against each other but the boat which i was not on was faster cause it was lighter while our boat was heavier and thus slower. So we decided to cut their road and we went in front of them, they didnt give a fuck (stoned out of our minds) and their boat crashed with ours but because it was lighter, their boat went under ours and water stared filling the boat. One of my friends quickly jumped to our boat while the other two still werent aware of what was happening until the water was touching their feet and it resembled a scene like the titanic ship when it broke in two. Fortunatelu the two of them quickly climbed back and thanks to their weight the boat emerged from the water. We couldnt stop laughing all day XD actually the reason why i remember that the most is because i have the whole thing filmed with my cell phone... awesome memories...
For the next two questions i gotta remember, well at least for the 2nd cause im the weird guy usually in my relationships and my gf have been pretty normal so i've always had normal sex...
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Post by ashleysherrinjones on Feb 5, 2012 17:12:47 GMT -5
Really have a lot, with my buddies and all but the one that always comes a top of my head when someone asks me that is a few years back in high school, we'd smoke weed like every day and once we where in a park with a lake and it was winter (we'd skipped school) and there was no one there. We smoked weed and we found two abandoned pedal boats and we were six people, divided 3-3. So we went on the lake and decided to race against each other but the boat which i was not on was faster cause it was lighter while our boat was heavier and thus slower. So we decided to cut their road and we went in front of them, they didnt give a fuck (stoned out of our minds) and their boat crashed with ours but because it was lighter, their boat went under ours and water stared filling the boat. One of my friends quickly jumped to our boat while the other two still werent aware of what was happening until the water was touching their feet and it resembled a scene like the titanic ship when it broke in two. Fortunatelu the two of them quickly climbed back and thanks to their weight the boat emerged from the water. We couldnt stop laughing all day XD actually the reason why i remember that the most is because i have the whole thing filmed with my cell phone... awesome memories... Lol 2 words You Tube...or is that one word lol
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Post by Freya on Feb 5, 2012 19:58:10 GMT -5
what is the most physically painful experience you've had? (besides a girl kicking ur nuts lol)
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Feb 5, 2012 22:11:48 GMT -5
Ever burned yourself? If so, what did you burn?
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Feb 5, 2012 22:12:33 GMT -5
And how did you burn it? >>
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Post by βeηrγ on Feb 6, 2012 11:42:52 GMT -5
@shez - well that's personal and i dont wanna up it on youtube so the whole world can see and my friends dont want to either but i can upload it for a few hours just to show it to you guys if you want Freya - yeah.. we've all had a girl kick us in the nuts damn... anyways the most painful happened when i was a kid, maybe like 10-11? cant quite remember, but i fell in a hole which was concrete (it was not too high) but i ended up breaking my arm, i can still remember me crying a lot and older people who were lifted me up and carried me in my house, me crying all the way. @ulrich - never burned myself seriously unless u count burns from cigarettes and matches etc... but a funny incident i can remember.... Once again me and my friends were smoking weed and it was my time to grab the joint, so i say to my friend to pass it to me but in order to do so one of us had to get up cause we were not that near.I was lying on a couch and was wearing shorts, with my legs lifted up a bit, not lied down, imagine smth like this "^-o" and because of that, my shorts were hanging down, creating an empty space between my shorts and my legs. So my friend throws me the joint and i swear to God i dont know how but it managed to enter in that empty space. I didnt know at first, i thought the joint was on the ground or smth so i got up and in that moment my leg pressed against the joint which was now in my pants. Oh shit! i screamed and immediately took off my shorts... I had a hole in my underwear and my ass was burned... obviously my friends loled a lot...
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Feb 6, 2012 13:18:01 GMT -5
@ulrich - never burned myself seriously unless u count burns from cigarettes and matches etc... but a funny incident i can remember.... Once again me and my friends were smoking weed and it was my time to grab the joint, so i say to my friend to pass it to me but in order to do so one of us had to get up cause we were not that near.I was lying on a couch and was wearing shorts, with my legs lifted up a bit, not lied down, imagine smth like this "^-o" and because of that, my shorts were hanging down, creating an empty space between my shorts and my legs. So my friend throws me the joint and i swear to God i dont know how but it managed to enter in that empty space. I didnt know at first, i thought the joint was on the ground or smth so i got up and in that moment my leg pressed against the joint which was now in my pants. Oh shit! i screamed and immediately took off my shorts... I had a hole in my underwear and my ass was burned... obviously my friends loled a lot... I lawled.
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Post by Freya on Feb 8, 2012 20:00:42 GMT -5
and that is why you don't smoke pot.
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Post by βeηrγ on Feb 9, 2012 8:45:01 GMT -5
well if i didnt, ulrich would not have lawled...
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Feb 9, 2012 10:27:11 GMT -5
well if i didnt, ulrich would not have lawled... True 'dat. Also: What is your favorite type of meat? Because buffalo is the dog's balls of meat. Joking. It's good, though. And isn't dog balls.
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Post by Oka Ace on Feb 9, 2012 19:47:27 GMT -5
Those are two of the greatest stoner stories I have ever heard and trust me I've been there
*internet high fives*
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Post by βeηrγ on Feb 19, 2012 18:12:29 GMT -5
Those are two of the greatest stoner stories I have ever heard and trust me I've been there *internet high fives* haha thanks man!
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Post by DawgX on Feb 26, 2012 18:35:01 GMT -5
IS english your first language?
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