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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Sept 27, 2012 9:19:49 GMT -5
So, guys. If you're interested in wondering what "Fetalism" is, it's a cult that I'm high-priest of. Currently, I'm trying to find more members to join said cult.
The basics about Fetalism is that we obtain fetuses from the maternity ward and worship them, as fetuses are the symbol of a new beginning. We must claim each new beginning and devour it to strengthen ourselves to survive the new beginning that is coming.
Joining the cult will provide you with more knowledge on how to cook fetuses in multiple ways: roasting, deep frying, and marinading followed by barbequing.
Upon joining the cult, I shall arm you with a wire coathanger which you will use to claim fetuses from the wombs of pregnant women. Eventually, you will work your way up to knives to shears to a claw (you just reach inside the stomach and grab the baby, easiest thing).
However, you must always take multiple fetuses on each trip to a maternity ward, or place with pregnant women. The cult is going to have ranks, obviously, but it will depend on one's Fetalistic beliefs, the amount of fetuses claimed, and on the fetal robe one possesses.
As high-priest, my robe is made entirely of fetuses (currently two hundred of them, to be precise) and I have an umbilical cord to tie it shut. However, each new recruit must begin attaching fetuses onto the robe they are given (you even get to choose the color!) until it is completely covered in fetuses, then the robe is removed and more layers are applied.
Any questions/comments? I'll probably edit this as time progresses and we discover more about fetuses, by the way.
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Post by DawgX on Sept 27, 2012 20:41:55 GMT -5
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Sept 28, 2012 7:18:41 GMT -5
Don't judge my religion. Q~Q
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Post by Oka Ace on Oct 3, 2012 16:52:08 GMT -5
I wish I was a fetus.
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Oct 4, 2012 8:24:18 GMT -5
I'm honored that you said that. Feel free to join! I need more members. >>
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