Shit, I lied so much in this thread. XD.
I'll try to fix this.
Well, my dad is a crackhead
Was a crackhead. Now, just an alcoholic/smokes a lot of cigarettes. And I can't believe you'd say that in the first place, you douche. That's his personal business.
False.
I'm crazy. Though it seems I'm sane, I'm actually pretty fucked up in the head. I'm high in social cognition, so that's why I can channel it so well.
For the most part, false. But this is mostly a relative thing. After all, if mostly everyone were psychopaths, then those who were what we call normal today would be the crazy ones. Not to mention all the different kinds of crazy there are in this world. Either way, I'm certainly not what doctors would diagnose as crazy.
will either end up dead, ruler of the world, a detective, a thief, or in jail in my up coming years
Now it's either FBI or Detective, or both. I'm probably only going to be a bank robber (not a thief in general), as well, and I'm only doing it for fun, meaning I'm going to return the money once I steal it. Jail is still certainly a possibility, and the same goes for death. And there's a few other things I want to do as well. I plan to die when I'm 40-something if all goes well, but I don't plan on directly or purposely killing myself or anything. And ruler of the world, lol-no.
I'm addicted to chicken and coke (the drink), blood and action, intelligence and knowledge, pain and fictional stories. As far as my economic situation goes I would be considered by most of middle class. I get straight A's in school. And will most likely go to college, however I have mixed views on things. I think about a lot of philosophical concepts. Like to question a lot of things and I definitely love the human mind. I also like science.
Most of this is still pretty accurate, though I'm no longer addicted to chicken, and I don't think I was ever addicted to blood (wtf, lol), I don't have straight A's anymore, but no D's either, and very few C's, if any. I still LOVE Science. It gets me hard, no lie. And Boxxy should be up there, too.
Oh, and I guess I'm addicted to masturbation as well, though I don't like to admit it.
I'm an atheist. I'm not going to comment on my sexuality. As far as anyone currently knows, however, I'm either asexual or heterosexual. That's all I'll say as far as that goes.
I am an atheist. And I'm certainly not asexual. Heterosexual, is the truth.
My Internet user names are: The Joker and Fayrra. Can't remember the rest. =/
True.
I like all kinds of music. I live in the U.S. My favorite manga is Berserk/Gantz (can't decide).
My favorite mang0 is Berserk. <3
I've also lied about 7,981 times in my entire life.
You're so fucking retarded Fayrra, I hope you go die in a fire. XD.
My name's David, I have 1 dog named Fluffy. I'm 16 years old, and live with my mom.
Oh, wait, I'm 17 years old now. lol
My name's Michael. True about the dog, and true about the mom. Though, I may not live with her for long. College and growing up and stuff. Still 17, as well.
Skin color-wise, yes. As far as what's in my blood, there's a good mix of all kinds of people and cultures, and the same goes for almost everyone else in this world. Genetic diversity is so high that the only differences between people of different skin color is that of the skin. Most black, white, yellow, or tan people have each other's genes in them without even knowing it these days.
And I'm going to be a moon-resident when I'm older.
I do plan on being an astronaut for a little while, so I guess not entirely untrue.
And here's some other bonus facts about me:
-I'm awesome.
-I'm not awesome.
-I'm attracted to dangerous situations, but that doesn't stop my body from naturally feeling fear and wanting to survive. It's biologically programmed within me, after all. Despite this, I'm working on overcoming this natural reaction as time goes on.
-I have, in fact, engaged in sexual acts with both a boy and a girl before (not at the same time), both of them were around 12 while I was around 9-10 years old. For the most part, both me and Tasia agree that neither of the times counted as sex, and thus, I'm still a virgin. And yes, I'm pretty sure I'm still heterosexual.
-I have a face fetish.
-I have a leg fetish.
-I have a butt fetish (Ha!).
-I have a foot fetish (lmao).
-I have a...hand fetish?
- I have a boob fetish?
Not entirely sure about those last two ones (though I'm attracted to both, I'm not sure if it's enough to be a fetish).
-I guess I just simply have a girl fetish, then? Almost every part of the external body seems to attract me.
-I plan on becoming a Chemist and creating a non-harmful version of heroin (same effects and stuff, aside from being physiologically harmful, obviously).
-I prefer to wrestle bears. And I plan to during the later spans of my life.
And yes, yes, I know, epic post and whatnot.
Oh, yeah, and my dick really is slanted, lol. Though that's only due to masturbation, and can easily be put back regular.
And, I'm being completely sincere right now, yo. This is all pretty much 100% truth as far as I know it.