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Post by Жenophilius on Nov 8, 2011 14:14:46 GMT -5
Falcon Punch all the way dude.
Who would you rather fuck: a heavily Muscled Princess Peach? Or a very fat Zelda?
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Post by Fay on Nov 9, 2011 1:20:32 GMT -5
that cant really be a choice, the OFFICAL name is Z-Gun so we have to respect that. The thread is about one thing that you prefer over another. Halo asked if some preferred the fan-name, or the official one. So it is an actual relevant choice. Also, Heavily Muscled Peach. Living in a very fucked up, painful place with the most favored person that you're able to imagine, or living in a nice, pleasing place with the most distasteful person that you're able to imagine?
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Post by Жenophilius on Nov 9, 2011 14:21:49 GMT -5
Distasteful place, it'd be more interesting.
Getting a chance to ride a flying Buffalo, or get two grand a week for the rest of your life.
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Post by princezpiech on Nov 14, 2011 16:58:41 GMT -5
Two grand a week! Then I could just buy a flying buffalo...
Would you rather be killed by a flesh-eating virus or by rats and ants slowly pecking at you?
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Post by Belexar on Nov 14, 2011 18:11:20 GMT -5
Virus.
Would you rather fuck Alice Cooper or Ozzie Osbourne?
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Nov 17, 2011 7:32:32 GMT -5
Alice Cooper.
Would you rather have someone shove a battleaxe up your anus, or be skinned alive, covered in salt and lemon juice, then placed on a giant pile of hay with a needle in there somewhere?
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Post by Fay on Apr 13, 2013 19:56:31 GMT -5
If they both kill me: Battle axe.
If they don't both kill me I'd probably bet on the skinned alive, for some reason.
To live in the Berserk universe or the Gantz universe?
(I probably asked this before).
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Apr 13, 2013 21:09:26 GMT -5
Berserk, just because I can fight demons. And then I can become Serpico.
Would you rather live your life as a hermaphrodite or as a guy with a dick split down the middle, with skin covering the parts facing the inside. No blood or anything. Just split. And at the "base," you have your little piss-hole. And you'll have fun trying to beat off.
Why did I put so much detail into the second part?
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Post by Fay on Apr 16, 2013 0:09:41 GMT -5
Haha.
Hermaphrodite, probably.
Would you rather be floating through space, unable to die or feel physical pain (but still able to feel emotional pain), or be physically damaged in any way, which may, though very unlikely, lead to something interesting, like another planet with life. But it most likely will just be you floating in space until the end of the universe- where you will then die and stop existing, (which lets just say is about 1 trillion years long, to be very nice) or lead to you getting stuck on some barren rock with nothing to do for a while, until the planet gets destroyed or something and you start floating again.
Or would you rather live for only 1 week, but it's literally the happiest most pleasurable time you could realistically have on Earth, (so you're not invincible and nothing but the fact that you're getting everything you want that reality has to offer can be unrealistic), with most things you want happening to you. And when you die you stop existing, no afterlife.
One other thing! With the space scenario, before you started floating in space, you lived for your current lifetime on Earth now (maybe a good 80 years, including your current age), where you then watched the Earth get destroyed by multiple asteroids and got sent on your merry little way. And yes, you are invincible during these 80 years, from the instant you were born you were unable to be hurt, or feel physical pain.
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Apr 16, 2013 1:10:45 GMT -5
Float through space. Sounds like fun, really.
Would you rather be reign in Hell, or serve in Heaven?
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Post by Fay on Apr 17, 2013 16:53:38 GMT -5
It really all depends. Am I still me?
Does "serve" mean that I have to, like my personality and will is changed so that I have to? Or does it simply mean I won't get the privileges that other people in heaven get if I don't serve?
Likewise, if I "rein" does it mean that I have to hurt people who can't defend themselves? Will my personality and will sway without me having a single say in the matter?
As I am now, the idea of reining definitely sounds better than serving.....especially if I can be a "good" king in a shit world.
If that was a good enough response, then just tell me and I'll ask a new "this or that." If not, tell me more specifics and I'll answer. =^3
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Post by UlrichAcheronNacht on Apr 17, 2013 21:25:38 GMT -5
You're still you, you just have to do your job. Serve in Heaven. Do shit that needs to be done. And if you don't, I assume you get tossed outta Heaven - into a human body, or maybe into Hell.
If you reign, then you have to rule over something. Torture in some Ring of Hell, probably (I'm the accountant, so my job's taken) and the people there deserve being in Hell, for some evident reason. But, if you don't do the torturing you'll get tortured. Plus, we'd see each other at work. And you could 'prolly give me a promotion back to torturer. >> I won't sodomize you with a pitchfork like I did to Satan - just don't tell me that I'm being too hard on my victims.
Better details?~ d:
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Post by Fay on Aug 11, 2013 1:52:20 GMT -5
You're still you, you just have to do your job. Serve in Heaven. Do shit that needs to be done. And if you don't, I assume you get tossed outta Heaven - into a human body, or maybe into Hell. If you reign, then you have to rule over something. Torture in some Ring of Hell, probably (I'm the accountant, so my job's taken) and the people there deserve being in Hell, for some evident reason. But, if you don't do the torturing you'll get tortured. Plus, we'd see each other at work. And you could 'prolly give me a promotion back to torturer. >> I won't sodomize you with a pitchfork like I did to Satan - just don't tell me that I'm being too hard on my victims. Better details?~ d: Ah, okay. I'd serve in heaven and then get kicked out like 3 seconds later. Hoping to go back to the human body, but if I get to hell, I'd refuse to reign, thus getting tortured, assuming reining is even still an option after getting kicked out of heaven. Having sexual intercourse with your sister, or a man?
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