Post by mundus on Oct 22, 2012 11:43:31 GMT -5
I sure as shit have a couple, for conversation sake, I'll post one at a time. Rated 14A.
This one isn't so much as funny, more like a "fuck me" moment, I was playing Fable 3, and the first thing i did was have sex with the first girl I deemed sex-worthy , her name was like "Lucy the Whore" or something along the lines(probably wasn't the best choice). Anyway, We began to do the dirty, and we eventually bore a child, I named him "Ichigo" and for that reason I grew to like him, Ergo set him and his slut mother up in a house in the first town(Brightwall, I believe).
Since this isn't the fucking Sims, I knew my time with young Ichigo would be short, I went on the story lines adventure and constantly was receiving messages that my mistress was unhappy with me for leaving and not visiting for so long, I couldn't even go back for awhile as well so it was against my wishes. Eventually she sold the house I was paying for, and took off with my child(or so I assumed) I went back when I could to rescue him from his bitch mother, But i searched not only that town but every other town I could. alas I gave up hope...
...Until I randomly waltzed into the Adoption Agency, and seen a soother(I think that was the symbol to prove their yours) hovering over one of the kids, I investigated further and my search was complete. At this point I was fucking rolling in the dough, I was even married to the nicest/hottest woman in the game,(The girl you can save from the beginning) Elise. It was funny to me at the time.
The fucking end. Do share.
This one isn't so much as funny, more like a "fuck me" moment, I was playing Fable 3, and the first thing i did was have sex with the first girl I deemed sex-worthy , her name was like "Lucy the Whore" or something along the lines(probably wasn't the best choice). Anyway, We began to do the dirty, and we eventually bore a child, I named him "Ichigo" and for that reason I grew to like him, Ergo set him and his slut mother up in a house in the first town(Brightwall, I believe).
Since this isn't the fucking Sims, I knew my time with young Ichigo would be short, I went on the story lines adventure and constantly was receiving messages that my mistress was unhappy with me for leaving and not visiting for so long, I couldn't even go back for awhile as well so it was against my wishes. Eventually she sold the house I was paying for, and took off with my child(or so I assumed) I went back when I could to rescue him from his bitch mother, But i searched not only that town but every other town I could. alas I gave up hope...
...Until I randomly waltzed into the Adoption Agency, and seen a soother(I think that was the symbol to prove their yours) hovering over one of the kids, I investigated further and my search was complete. At this point I was fucking rolling in the dough, I was even married to the nicest/hottest woman in the game,(The girl you can save from the beginning) Elise. It was funny to me at the time.
The fucking end. Do share.