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Post by Belexar on Mar 9, 2011 22:50:23 GMT -5
81) If you're male, get a girlfriend. It's guaranteed that you'll outlive her.
82) If you're female, make sure to get a main character to fall for you. Most likely someone will bring you back from death.
83) The army is useless.
84) If you see people wearing the most advanced gear you've seen so far ripped into pieces, it might be a good idea to GTFO. Seriously, getting your head blown by the bomb will be much less painful.
85) If you see a guy who looks exactly like your friend, except mute and emotionless, GTFO.
86) Violence is ALWAYS the answer. Crude bloody violence.
87) Karma's a member of PETA. Humans hang chickens from their feet, kill them painfully and eat them. Guess what the aliens do to humans.
88) Onions give you superpowers when you grow up.
89) Kikuchi Eri's tits aren't that big, really.
90) The resurrection is a lie. They're just clones.
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Post by selloutboy on Jul 6, 2011 22:50:05 GMT -5
91) It's okay to tell a philosophically deep story as long as you bury it beneath a mountain of exploded bodies and hot naked chicks.
92) Sometimes all you really need is a mountain of exploded bodies and hot naked chicks.
93) Anything can be an alien if you put the word "Alien" at the end of its name.
94) Subway trains are death traps.
95) Face it: it would suck to live in a first-person shooter.
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