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Feb 20, 2011 22:03:16 GMT -5
Post by Fay on Feb 20, 2011 22:03:16 GMT -5
Ok. So I'm sitting here on my ass failing high school being a lazy face, and I'm fucking resisting the urge to fap, because there's Boxxy always on my mind, Liz Lee, and now this one girl at my school who just popped out of nowhere and is like "fail and fap to me, plz thnkx", and I have all those angels with beautiful faces rooted into the depths of my mind. But I'm still resisting the best I can.
Internet is down at my house, so I can only log on during the weekends when I go over the bean-growers' house (though that in no way helps me stop fapping), so I need something to do to pass the time. Wrestling bears and beating up bad guys is starting to get old quick and fast, so I decide to see if there are any shows to watch. I pick an awesome as fuck show called "Skins" (the original version). And guess the fuck what?
First fucking episode has this girl that's fucking pretty as fuck!
Fucking hell fuck, where the hell are these sexy scrupulous molded masterpieces coming from?
Fucking fucking ffp fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap............
On a side note, Dead Space 2 is going to be awesome when I get it. Dragon Age: Origins is pretty beast, also.
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Feb 20, 2011 22:32:31 GMT -5
Post by Haloninjaman808 on Feb 20, 2011 22:32:31 GMT -5
That is just shitty dude. But then again, you sound like you live a thrilling life, so i envy you.
Godspeed my brotha.
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Feb 21, 2011 0:43:53 GMT -5
Post by Belexar on Feb 21, 2011 0:43:53 GMT -5
You have it easy. First, I have this porn addiction of mine. Then, there's all the cute girls I see on the internet (yes, including boxxy) and I live with my sister Kely (she's not really my sister, we just treat each other as if we were silbings) who's got to be one of the cutest and kindests creatures ever to set foot in the multiverse. Also, the fact that I can't see or touch my girlfriend doesn't help much.
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Feb 21, 2011 4:48:08 GMT -5
Post by Tame on Feb 21, 2011 4:48:08 GMT -5
Okay, first of all: Skins sucks. It is by no means "awesome as fuck". Second of all, the guy who plays Chris was best friends with my brother when they were kids. (That has no relevance, I'm just showing off.) Thirdly, if you're trying to resist giving yourself a hand shandy, don't be watching a program where people are fucking all the time.
Have you tried having sex to take your mind off wanking?
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Feb 21, 2011 16:39:26 GMT -5
Post by Belexar on Feb 21, 2011 16:39:26 GMT -5
Obviously he doesn't want to (but he could).
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Feb 21, 2011 18:58:05 GMT -5
Post by Rogue on Feb 21, 2011 18:58:05 GMT -5
Okay, first of all: Skins sucks. It is by no means "awesome as fuck". Second of all, the guy who plays Chris was best friends with my brother when they were kids. (That has no relevance, I'm just showing off.) Thirdly, if you're trying to resist giving yourself a hand shandy, don't be watching a program where people are fucking all the time. Have you tried having sex to take your mind off wanking? i loled. XD
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Feb 21, 2011 19:21:34 GMT -5
Post by BloodyPicard on Feb 21, 2011 19:21:34 GMT -5
Fapping is pretty boring unless your in a playground. You could always torture animals or do something productive like lift weights. but who likes being productive?
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Feb 22, 2011 1:42:09 GMT -5
Post by Oka Ace on Feb 22, 2011 1:42:09 GMT -5
Sometimes I wank it even though I have sex that day. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
There are boring days.
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Feb 22, 2011 2:27:02 GMT -5
Post by Haloninjaman808 on Feb 22, 2011 2:27:02 GMT -5
I spend time here when my days get boring, or i go on STEAM AND PLAY GAMES. *HINT HINT*
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Feb 24, 2011 10:43:36 GMT -5
Post by Oka Ace on Feb 24, 2011 10:43:36 GMT -5
You ever look at our welcome video in the intro section? It's based on steam.
And no fap 2011 is failed huh fayrra?
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Feb 26, 2011 0:08:26 GMT -5
Post by Fay on Feb 26, 2011 0:08:26 GMT -5
That is just shitty dude. Thanks. Okay, first of all: Skins sucks. It is by no means "awesome as fuck". Too realistic for you? Thirdly, if you're trying to resist giving yourself a hand shandy, don't be watching a program where people are fucking all the time. Thirdly? How about you're being a fucking twat. How can I resist doing something when there's no temptation? Did you even stop to think about the logic behind trying to resist fapping? And clearly you didn't stop to ask me of mine. The whole point is to be able to resist; that's why I'm not indulging in it. If I start isolating myself from the real world- from a simple TV show that depicts thus- how the hell would I be able to resist what it's depicting when the thought of "sex" comes across my mind? The difference is akin to running away from a punch or taking it head on; you can't truly resist the force of a punch if it isn't hitting you. And if you dodge it all the time, when the time comes that it hits you (it will, but even more so with the temptation of sex), you realize that you aren't properly trained to resist it. And it's really not that big of a deal anyway, I just want to know if I can do it; that is, eventually resist that which seems biologically irresistiable. The Supreme Boxxy and now the lovely Hannah; fucking hell fuck. <3 Regardless, certainly not worth ignoring a show that I love over, even if it turns out I can't resist in the end. And last, it turns out not a single bit of the sex on that show made me want to wank it. The only thing was Hannah, and it was simply seeing her face that did it for me, not sex. Have you tried having sex to take your mind off wanking? That's also against the rules. And no fap 2011 is failed huh fayrra? Technically speaking, I failed a fuck-load of time ago. However, I'm not giving up, and I'm going to keep resisting till the end. I pretty much expected to fail at least once, the main point of all this is training.
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