Post by killface2119 on Jan 1, 2011 17:23:07 GMT -5
Name: Badgernath, Barry
Age: 32
Sex: M
Race: White
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 150
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Language(s): English , Inuit
Career: He gots him a job workin' fo' the city
Inventory: - Crack cocaine pipe,Big black switch blade dildo.(This is a large dildo that, when you squeeze the balls, a 17 inch blade comes out of the urethra.), autographed photo of Ron Jeremy, he has a steel plate in his head from the war.
One Strength: Has very stong arms due to the fact that he rides around in a wheel chair (which he dont need) so he can get pity sex.
One Weakness: Facism
Appearance: Long brown hair that reaches shoulder blades. Green headband that when read sideways has an antisemetic slogan. Brown handlebar mustache. Grey t-shirt with holes in the nipples. A long sleeved military jacket and combat boots.
Personality: - Presents himself in a whimsical nonsensical manner. Has random outbursts or anger and war flashbacks. Yells swear words. Often believes himself to be in back in "the war".
Background: He was born John Denver. He was an orphan and married one of the nuns who took care of him. He had a young son. His family was killed due to a gambling debt owed to the local Mexican mafia. He ran from the mob and took refuge in Louisiana in the chaos of hurricane Katrina. He found enough money in dead bodies chest cavity to get a plane ticket to japan.
Cause of death: While defecating in an airport bathroom( back before those TSA commies made it illegal to let you through security without a ticket) Barry saw a suspicious looking chinamen he could only assume was a deep cover vietcong agent trying to steal American secrets. He hopped onto the same flight( New York bound) as this dirty 5 foot 3 hell beast to see what his plans were. After tailing him for 2 days and gruesomely torturing then murdering everyone Mr.Squints talked to Barry saw an unusually sexy looking apple in the center of time square. While chasing the sex fruit Barry was T-boned by a semi truck. Bam
Age: 32
Sex: M
Race: White
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 150
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Language(s): English , Inuit
Career: He gots him a job workin' fo' the city
Inventory: - Crack cocaine pipe,Big black switch blade dildo.(This is a large dildo that, when you squeeze the balls, a 17 inch blade comes out of the urethra.), autographed photo of Ron Jeremy, he has a steel plate in his head from the war.
One Strength: Has very stong arms due to the fact that he rides around in a wheel chair (which he dont need) so he can get pity sex.
One Weakness: Facism
Appearance: Long brown hair that reaches shoulder blades. Green headband that when read sideways has an antisemetic slogan. Brown handlebar mustache. Grey t-shirt with holes in the nipples. A long sleeved military jacket and combat boots.
Personality: - Presents himself in a whimsical nonsensical manner. Has random outbursts or anger and war flashbacks. Yells swear words. Often believes himself to be in back in "the war".
Background: He was born John Denver. He was an orphan and married one of the nuns who took care of him. He had a young son. His family was killed due to a gambling debt owed to the local Mexican mafia. He ran from the mob and took refuge in Louisiana in the chaos of hurricane Katrina. He found enough money in dead bodies chest cavity to get a plane ticket to japan.
Cause of death: While defecating in an airport bathroom( back before those TSA commies made it illegal to let you through security without a ticket) Barry saw a suspicious looking chinamen he could only assume was a deep cover vietcong agent trying to steal American secrets. He hopped onto the same flight( New York bound) as this dirty 5 foot 3 hell beast to see what his plans were. After tailing him for 2 days and gruesomely torturing then murdering everyone Mr.Squints talked to Barry saw an unusually sexy looking apple in the center of time square. While chasing the sex fruit Barry was T-boned by a semi truck. Bam