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Post by Silent Twilight on Aug 27, 2009 12:49:51 GMT -5
It was cool. I was sitting there with a bunch of other people. It's a big class, like sixty or so people I think. The instructor was giving a lecture and while he was speaking, I just leaned over and farted. It was really low sounding fart. And it was long, like five or six seconds. People didn't get offended some of them just smiled while everyone else just tried to ignore it. A few minutes later I farted again and it was even longer like seven seconds and that time everyone looked like they were mad or just offended by my fart. I thought it was really funny so I just smiled during the rest of the class and people though I was really weird. I had farted so much that I actually shit myself a little bit but I enjoyed the smell and the feeling of cool shit on my underwear. I also got an erection from the experience and I did not try to hide it.
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Post by Kamina on Aug 27, 2009 13:01:34 GMT -5
O.o
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Post by Silent Twilight on Aug 27, 2009 17:21:24 GMT -5
I bet the thought of a man farting and shitting himself and getting an erection makes you want to masturbate, doesn't it?
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Post by Kamina on Aug 27, 2009 18:37:48 GMT -5
Yes.
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Post by DawgX on Aug 27, 2009 19:14:10 GMT -5
roflmfao! Silent that was some funny shit i tell u! lol!! the whole situation is fucked up but thats a pretty funny ass story. i lol'd
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Post by Haloninjaman808 on Aug 27, 2009 23:52:47 GMT -5
that was fucked up and i wanted to stop reading but couldn't. too funny!
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Post by Oka Ace on Aug 28, 2009 9:54:18 GMT -5
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Post by computerhead on Aug 28, 2009 13:36:09 GMT -5
Holy shit. No seriously, holy shit!
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